Helvetica has finally taken a stand on war criminals, complaining they're far too violent. It's five year plan is to overtake western culture by emblazoning itself on every pamphlet, store sign, and company logo.It further has taken steps to poisoning water supplies across most of Western Europe, and introducing the Ebola virus to the Far East."We didn't think the avian flu was good enough," claims Helvetica. "We've had enough of this violence, and it's time go medieval on some asses."
Helvetica, according to irrelevant sources, has been stockpiling nuclear weapons and weapons of mass distruction for years now. "Once our plan has been unleashed, the won't be a single sucker left on this dead rock to even read our font anymore."
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