A new report has shown that there are more "Djorks", the Icelandic word for "Dork," in Iceland than in any other part of the world. "We don't know why," says one Butcher from Poughkeepsie, NY. "I knew this girl from Iceland once, she was fucking nuts. She just kept talking about aliens and computers. It was enough to put me off fucking her, but i still did it." He guffawed with laughter. "She kept trying to get me to eat out her butthole, then kiss her; and, I don't know about the rest of the crazy world out there, but you never go ass to mouth, unless you live in the Middle East. And, even there, if anyone finds out about it, you'll lose a lip or a finger depending on what you did to offend the slutty third party."A secondary study had been mandated to determine how many uptight butchers there are in New York.
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