The London Underground, famous for violent drunk fat Trannys and unemployable heroin-addicted jazz musicians has now become a gathering place for window-lickers and the like who previously only rode buses. "It's just not cool anymore," says one middle-aged businessman. "We used to have fun pointing out the foibles of others, now it's just sad when every monger, pensioner, and feeb is fucking gobshiting us to kingdom come. I long for the days when you could just kick some addict out of your way and move along. Now you have to act like you really care. What a bunch of fucking tossers! I'm sorry, 'people we should be kind to."' A young pierced goth sitting next to him got up and moved to another seat, complaining about how twats have inundated the London Underground.Wednesday, January 21, 2009
London Underground Becoming Tedious
The London Underground, famous for violent drunk fat Trannys and unemployable heroin-addicted jazz musicians has now become a gathering place for window-lickers and the like who previously only rode buses. "It's just not cool anymore," says one middle-aged businessman. "We used to have fun pointing out the foibles of others, now it's just sad when every monger, pensioner, and feeb is fucking gobshiting us to kingdom come. I long for the days when you could just kick some addict out of your way and move along. Now you have to act like you really care. What a bunch of fucking tossers! I'm sorry, 'people we should be kind to."' A young pierced goth sitting next to him got up and moved to another seat, complaining about how twats have inundated the London Underground.
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The English language is full of filthy words that shouldn't be used in common parlance. I'm tired of being called a twat, and the next fucking tosser who does is gunna be gobsmacked to kingdom come!
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