Microsoft Visual Cause of Pedophilia

"The error you see before you is only the beginning,"says one former MS employee whistle blower. "This code is actually used by pedophiles as a secret signal that a child is nearby, and ready for buggering." All the pedophile has to do at this point is press the OK button on the interface, and a child will be instantly transported to the offender's basement, anywhere in the world. "We thought transporters were not even possible, but these boyhole-hungry pervs are taking science to the next level, far beyond anything we've imagined, just to suit their sick and depraved lifestyle. They were behind cloning, thinking they could clone children no one would miss, they're behind stock market crashes, knowing parents would sell their child's ass for such neccessities like a cup of rice or an ipod, and now this." Program1 has since been arrested and tried for patent infringement on cloning, and Endit has been arrested and executed for possessing the gene for pedophilia, owned by Montrose.