Thank Heaven For 9-11

When people were running amok and screaming wildly from ground zero, one man was there to help. Ahmed Mohoam, a man not of Middle Eastern terrorist descent, was there to offer chilled frozen beverages and slightly aged cooked hot dogs to shrilling passersby. "I wanted to help them in their hour of need," claimed Ahmed. "They all seemed so lost, and so frightened. When I'm lost or frightened I usually have some hot food with a cold drink. I only hope my franchise can take part in a canned food drive or stuffed teddy bear collection to help these poor people deal with what God has decided for them the endure." A woman ran by and plucked a moderately stale hot dog from Ahmed's hands, proving his work was God's work.