The internet was shut down today for several hours as engineers tried erratically and without success to pull the dead hamster out of the mainframe that runs the entire internet. "We know who's behind this. One of our buddies got drunk as hell, and decided to feed that little fucking rat some coke, cause he had been snorting it all night."He continued, "When I logged on before bed I experienced internet speeds I would have never hoped of, and I have FIOS. We're talking speeds WAY beyond even fucking T5. I knew then something was terribly wrong. Luckily, one of our buddies who had a hangover rushed over to PetSmart to get another hamster. Sorry for the inconvenience."
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