RSS Feeds Making People Sick

RSS feeds have been proven to actually make people sick, says one scientific magazine.
"We've reviewed the data on RSS feeds, and found that people who subscribe to them are actually purchasing larger and larger drinks and food items at fast food chains," says Herbert Forsythe, head of a scientific corporation who must remain nameless. "Since we broke the news, several fast food chains have launched hits against us, and two men are now dead because of it. We simply can't keep up with these terrorist tactics to dissuade people from the truth, so we're going to bury the information."
The unnamed source of the leaked information was found inside the trunk of a 74 Pinto, next to the man who illegally absconded with the data. several days later authorites were alerted to the body after the sotyr had been published.