WWF Comes Out

The WWF today announced the leaking of personal information from wrestlers has reached an all-time high. People now know a "smackdown" is actually a term for one wrestler fisting another backstage after a bout of homoerotic antics peppered with homophobic slurs in the ring. "Souplex" is a term used for 69ing, and "have him on the ropes" is a phrase used when, after the match, 10-15 pro wrestlers come together and hog tie one of their drunkenly unconscious colleagues, and proceed to gang bang him while spitting into each other's mouths. The World Wildlife Fund has been reached for comment, but they refused on the grounds they sued the WWF years ago for rights to the letters WWF, as animals the world over gave a sigh of relief.