An innocent bistander was hauled into court yesterday on charges he loved more than one person. "I find it egregious this manwhore could love not only two people, but one of them being the same sex. I'm appalled." The man was caught laughing and having a good time at TGI Friday's in Hemet, Ca., when he was apprehended."Yeah, we picked the faggot up at TGI, took him in the bathroom, smacked him around, fucked the little faggot up the ass, and then processed him down at the local station," says local closeted homosexual Sgt. John Riley. "I went straight, as it were, to the scene to take care of this personally, because this affects my family. I mean, what if that homo tried to have sex with my son's hot, wet, warm, football lineman's ass? This homo needs to go."
A woman standing nearby responded. "Er, it's technically bisexuality." Sgt. Riley removed his weapon from its holster, and pistol whipped the woman senseless. She remains in critical condition at Hemet City Hospital, haven been taught a lesson she shan't soon forget.
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It's hard enough to coordinate things when having sex with one partner. You'd have to be a fucking juggler, contortionist, or both to pull of a three-way. Everyone thinks it's a good idea until they try it, until someone gets hurt.
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