Goebbels Family To Release New Baby Food

The famous Goebbels family, from Argentina, has dictated a new food be offered to the lesser races of the world as war reparations. "We thought it finally time to unveil that we are not the criminals people would have us be," says Josephina Goebbels, fuhrer of the family business. "We wanted to offer inferior races a food complimentary to their slavish ways."

The "food," which appears to be ground glass, asbestos, and attic insulation, was created by none other than Josef Mengele after his flight from Germany with the assistance of ODESSA to Buenos Aires.
The baby food is pending approval of the Food and Drug Administration here in The United States, and should hit inner-city shelves early next week after a four day rigorous testing procedure by scientists at Gerber, the well-known baby food company.