Shift Key Causes Doppler Effect

Apparently a Southeast Asian computer manufacturing company has inadvertently manufactured a shift key that causes the Doppler Effect. When one presses the key, the sound of the key being pressed changes by the time it reaches the listener's ear. Experts say this is only one small issue. "The larger issue here," one NASA expert claims, "is that when the key is pressed, planes start falling from the sky. We're still not sure why, but we think it might be ghosts." Ghosts were not available for comment, because they do not exist.