Thousands of tombstones purchased by an anonymous government to aid in appeasing potential levied lawsuits on private contractors of soldiers killed during the necessary occupation of Iraq have been recalled, cite sources."We found the tombstones to be full of asbestos, as they were manufactured in China," a surly mouthed supplies captain claims. "They don't have the stringent environmental laws we have here, and we can't have our fallen comrades treated in such an disrespectful manner."
The tombstones were immediately recalled, and the corpses they marked were safely disposed of in a nearby garbage dump.
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