Scientists today have discovered that DNA has been tripping on LSD for years, going out to rave clubs disguised as mere electrons, and wedding crashing as leptons. No one knows why this building block of humanity has been acting this way, but some fear it might be the end for mankind once everyone starts hallucinating due to the building block being part of their essential make-up. One scientist recalls the discovery of the horror. "We don't even know if any of our data is accurate anymore, because we ourselves may have been tripping during the whole scientific discovery process." When asked, DNA simply responded, "I can see the music, everywhere..."
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