Scientists Live In "Filth"

Thee first Large Hadron Collider (LHC) in the world beneath the Franco-Swiss border near Geneva, Switzerland, has been discovered to be a garbage scowl for scientists, one report states.

"They're been using the supercollider not for particle beams, but for pizza crusts, and empty boxes of wine," says one source. "Claims were being made that the serious fault of the project was due to two superconducting bending magnets, but we found rats and excrement in the accelerator that can only be described as disgusting. You won't find such filth in even the most rancid of Chinese restaurants in Los Angeles."
When asked about the charges of health safety the scientists responsible began dancing a jig to music that no one could hear.