New Diet Fad

There's a new diet fad sweeping the nation. People are giving up fatty foods and oily meats, and are replacing them with plenty of exercise. A spokesman for Health and Human Resources claims more and more people are getting up off their fat asses and at least sticking it to each other.
"We thought at first it might just be because the upswing of alcoholic beverages sold, but we realize it's simply because people have stopped using condoms, and feel that sex can feel good again." HIV care providers are thrilled with the recent turn of events, and now feel safe they're not going to be downsized regardless of the home remedy that has been pigeonholed from one anonymous blog to another for the last ten years..