War Profitable

According to recent scientific research, war is actually profitable. “When we began studying this most curious of ideas, we were skeptical; but now, we found out after all the horror and cowardice, that war is profitable for those who don't live in that country and don't have to suffer the effects of it,” says one homeless mother of four, living in Little Rock, Arkansas. “My babies have come to the conclusion it's not necessary to sell drugs on the street anymore, or for mommy to hook--we just need enough capitol from a bank robbery to begin funding our own war. Now, baby, where should mommy invade?” Her oldest son looked at her and began crying.