Shootin' People Inadvertently Causes Prayer

A man who regularly goes out shooting random homeless people while drunk has found the church. “I've discovered that when I get drunk and shoot people, my quality of life has been severely spiritually compromised. That's when I found the church, and and it has given me a new lease on life. I just bought a big screen TV, 1080p to be exact, so now I can watch the TMZ. I also started cutting my lawn, which I hadn't done in years. Prayer has helped me seek forgiveness for all the sins I have committed." A reporter asked him, “Has this change affected you going out and shooting at people?” He responded, “Oh no, I just don't feel so bad about it anymore.”