MPAA vs. RIAA Cage Death Battle

In a horrific display of powerless abandon and fear-riddled arrogance, the MPAA today asserted it's rights over all media, despite claims by the RIAA that it was the one who “pwned” the media-slave controlled empire the House of Un-American Activities, now termed Homeland Security, had once lay claim to.
In a fit of rage the MPAA opened it's mouth and spat a yellowish acid all over the chest of the RIAA shouting “fuck you”, while the RIAA responded with an unusual pacifistic approach by using it's invisibility cloak and sending heat-targeting missiles to the aforementioned party.
In the end, however, both sides lost, as people forgot about them entirely, and went back to their daily lives as if neither had ever existed.