In a recent shocking discovery made by vacationing Californians, Belgians can no longer conceal the fact that they did indeed discover chocolate, ignoring former claims made by South American Countries that it was first discovered there. Belgians further accuse South America for passing Bat guano, or bat dung, as authentic Belgian chocolate, as it had once hornswaggled the American soft drink company Coca-Cola with the same ruse. Coca-Cola has refused to comment on the South Americans pulling the wool over their eyes, and say they only use natural, chemical additives to their soft drinks now per American Medical Association standards for promoting gut rot, and intestinal trauma requiring eventual medical care. Thursday, December 4, 2008
Belgians Discover Chocolate
In a recent shocking discovery made by vacationing Californians, Belgians can no longer conceal the fact that they did indeed discover chocolate, ignoring former claims made by South American Countries that it was first discovered there. Belgians further accuse South America for passing Bat guano, or bat dung, as authentic Belgian chocolate, as it had once hornswaggled the American soft drink company Coca-Cola with the same ruse. Coca-Cola has refused to comment on the South Americans pulling the wool over their eyes, and say they only use natural, chemical additives to their soft drinks now per American Medical Association standards for promoting gut rot, and intestinal trauma requiring eventual medical care. 
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Coke Zero Plus + Metamucil.
This high fiber, vitamin and mineral enriched, carbonated soft drink is expected to help millions become more fit, regular, and refreshed.
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