Liverpudlians Revive Docks

Scallies from across the globe have banded together in droves to combat their city's depressed economy by reviving Liverpool's dwindling docks through slavery. “We've never tried this before, but we're willing to give it a go!” chortled Reginald Wayne-corkhill. Several young lads and work-free pensioners were on hand to give reporters a Princess Anne “peace sign.” Penny Lane, a slave-merchant who has been doing business for over two hundred years noted,”Did you spill my pint, m8?”