After several days of poor behavior from the world's children, they have all been boxed up and sent off to the Island of Lost Toys. Some that could not fit into one box have been put in several. Miles of decommissioned nuclear wasteland has been set aside for the deposit of said children in the barren underworld known as Siberia.Several were heard to exclaim before being boxed up that they didn't mean for Satan to run amok, and banish all parents from the earth, they just really really really wanted that special toy to show mom and dad how smart/funny/nice they were. Cerebrus was quoted as barking humorously as the children were ferried into the underworld, not with their favorite toy, but a distant memory of happier days. Christmas next year promises to be the best Christmas ever!
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