Fundamentalist Christians are helping men who have been punished by God with the HIV virus adopt moderately adorable ethnic orphans to take care of them as they waste away--thusly providing the neglected orphans something constructive to do before they enter the penal system or fast-food industry as young adults, and to provide the withering sodomites more time to contemplate an eternity in Hell.Sunday, December 7, 2008
Christians Aid AIDS Gays Adopt
Fundamentalist Christians are helping men who have been punished by God with the HIV virus adopt moderately adorable ethnic orphans to take care of them as they waste away--thusly providing the neglected orphans something constructive to do before they enter the penal system or fast-food industry as young adults, and to provide the withering sodomites more time to contemplate an eternity in Hell.
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I thought that the new powerful anti-viral drugs have all but eliminated the need for infected sodomites to wither. With this success comes a new trend in HIV/Aids dieting. "When I feel like I'm chunking up," said an anonymous gay, "I just get the Aids and drop 10 or 15 pounds. It's way easier than going to the gym 3 times a week. When I reach my target weight, I start taking the highly effective anti-viral drugs and, within a few weeks, I'm all better."
AIDS: It's the new 'botox' for the whole body!
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