Christmas, End Of Days

This was the last Christmas in the history of mankind. Parents, not heeding the warnings of both Santa and Satan, have continued to ignore the wishes of children, asking them to go to bed on time, and to brush their teeth. Satan, guided by Santa's careful prodding, has decided to reign hellfire down on mortal parents of human children, leaving the planet a smoldering wasteland. He shouted “Ho ho ho!” with a demonic jolly scowl, and women from all the races on the planet turned to decaying hookers, the kind like on America's Next Top Model. He then gave them strap-ons, which against their wills, were used to rip their husbands a band-spanking new hole, ass to mouth.
Their brains boiled in this hellfire and brimstone, only exacerbated by acidic semen gushing from their mouths last last week's trick at Slammer, a well-known LA gay sex club for trolls. Cowardly shrieks were met with whip and crop, as children of the world danced merrily with Christmas joy. Christmas trees set fire like kindling in the heat of the apocalypse, as grandpas and grandmas were forced to eat the excrement of their adult children, spilling vomit across flaming gifts and torching Christmas Stockings. Milk and cookies boiled and baked in the heat, rendered to ash as Satan continued his glorious reign over this most beloved of holidays. In a final shriek, he cast out the adults of this world with a single slash of his sickle to be bound to his ominous empire to burn for all eternity, merrily chortling, “Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”
Santa smiled at the joy created by this wonderland, and scooped the white children of the world into his bright shiny sleigh, rocketing to Venus, where parents know how to treat their children. He winked slyly, and said, “Just wait until Easter! Merry Christmas everyone!”