Brother and sister team Nick and Starr, the winners of The Amazing Race 13, were exposed by an anonymous blogger on an undisclosed website for making love right on the final pit stop mat when they discovered they had won the race.“Hair and semen were flying everywhere,” claims the blogger. The brother and sister Uberracers blame the Uberliberal fare at VooDoo Donuts for casting a love spell on them to commit a hate crime more egregious than having watched The Amazing Race. “It must be the unlucky race 13,” commented one of the winners.
The blogger, however drunk he was, claimed it must have happened because he was masturbating to the show as it aired thinking about the business guy with the backpack who gave directions to Nick and Starr in Portland who's face was never shown. He believes Sauron is to blame, but isn't sure because he can't remember when he last dosed with magic mushrooms.
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