
"We were tired of all the bullshit the UN was trying to lay on us about fair trade agreements etc," says the U.S, one part of the Supercontinent. Russia responded as well. "They won't let us into the EU because we refuse to shut down 'Allofmp3.com.' We can't do that--it's run by the Russian Mafia, and they'd kick the shit out of us."
The UN responded by saying, "There really is no other choice but to start poisoning their leaders. I mean, when the US and Russia join landmasses, it makes you think, 'What the Fuck?'" British blue collar workers were too drunk to be reached for comment.
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