Voyager Copes With Stowaways

Several splinter groups from various electronic cultures have commandeered the Voyager 1 and 2 satellite probes. The news shocked the nation as it was just recovering the Heaven's Gate cult catching a ride on the Hale-Bopp comet, the group unable or unwilling to wait until the more popularized Haley's comet came near earth's orbit.
NASA spokesman commented, "We're not too worried about these young folks. Most of the electronics cannot be fashioned to make music, other than taking a stick to the inside of one of the crafts." He continued. "We are further confident none of these splinter groups will cause harm to the aforementioned crafts as they're all very very high on mind-altering substances like Ecstacy, and LSD." One stowaway was known to remark, "Woo-Hoo!" The stowaways have been surviving on freeze-dried ice cream, and Tang. No newsgroup has been created yet for these unfortunate victims of drug-induced technological miscreantism.