Wednesday, February 11, 2009

"French" Polishing on The Rise

French polishing has been on the rise since a serious lapse in judgment by ordinary married folk.
"We don't really see any problem with going out and getting our furniture polished, as opposed to getting it done at home," claims one source. "Personal Services was established in 1987, and we don't see any reason why it should stop now."
The now nearly-famous home services firm has expanded to do in and out services, as well as personal dog training. The most famous of all the services, the Papazogaloo, is of course, the most expensive of the services. One man exclaimed after such a service. "It was well worth it."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Wax on. Wax off.

I'm glad to see that there's a happy ending to the furniture story.