Chickens have discovered that they themselves are delicious! Since ninety-five percent of Americans are vegetarians now, chicken producers around the United States have been feeding their chickens chickens in order to reduce costs. "We can't keep feeding them grains, as those have skyrocketed. We have to feed them themselves; and, since they multiply like rabbits, there seems no other way." A spokesman for the chicken community has released this statement:"Any chicken caught eating another chicken will be put into an Iron Coop, and their entrails fed to their chicken brothers as punishment." Chickens in attendance of this "capital punishment" decreee to their dietary habits winced, then continued to reluctantly feast on their compadres.
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