Trademarking has Finally Been Trademarked

Trademarking has finally been registered as a trademark, but only after trademarking was registered as a trademark, but before copyright had the chance to trademark a copyright giving previous authority over the copyright for the aforementioned registered trademark, and any subsequent copyrights to any trademark or registration of copyright, or trademark.
Ordinary citizens were relieved when they found the products they'd purchased were safe from devilish foreign investors willing to sell something better-made at a much cheaper price.