Tuesday, February 10, 2009

PETAphile

More and more people are siding with the needs of animals, one source cites.
"We discovered people are no longer eating the meat of cows and chickens, but are more comfortable with the more humane Southeast Asian practice of eating dogs and cats. We've found that eating one's own pets gives the consumer more power of choice, and the connection between the owner and animal creates a report, making it easier for owners to part with their pets before turning them into a delicious European fricassee."
Another source also agrees, but cautions those who own cows, chickens, sheep, or pigs as pets may find mealtime decisions more difficult to swallow.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This is completely tasteless! Joking about eating one's pets is simply not acceptable in polite society. It's like carving up and eating one's children. Ok, well that's kind of funny.