Art Is A Hammer

It has been determined that art is indeed a hammer, say inside sources. "We discovered that years of covert operations, and clever disguises could not prevent the public from learning that art is a hammer," says one unnamed source. The ODESSA project, in conjunction with the KGB, the CIA, and the NSA strove for years to keep this information from the public, but to no avail.
One clever lad from Seattle, WA, by putting together a Nazi propaganda poster, and the word "art," broke the story last week. Businessmen from all over the world, suffering from "golden parachute" syndrome, have begun stockpiling their gold in Swiss accounts, and moving to Brazil in hopes of escaping culpability.