People against the introduction of planes to modern living are outraged. They have reacted by throwing pies, containers of their own blood, mixed with urine, vomit, and excrement at pilots, stewards and stewardesses, and mothers with babies boarding planes."We're not sure why they've chosen this time to do it. I mean, if they wanted to do it, they might have done something around the millennium, or even at some justifiable date like President's Day, or MLK Day, but this? It's just 'Plane Stupid.' The worst thing is they've attacked plane crash sites, and have thrown pies at dead bodies."
"If you think life can be this easy, you are sorely mistaken," claims one of the befuddled protesters. The pies were taken directly from the hands of starving third-world children.
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