Nutters Gone Wild

Red squirrels in the United Kingdom have all but gone extinct due to the unholy practices of Brown and Grey squirrels. These deadly creatures of the night have been plotting against their ill-equipped brothers for some time now, says one economist. "We noticed a change in their behavior since they started traveling in packs, sporting upside-down crosses on their tails, and reading the works of Anton Levay."
Children and priests, most likely seen as harmless, have been given rifles and lager to take care of the problem. Unfortunately, the children have turned on their parents, stolen family cars, and gathered at toy stores around the country, shattering glass and breaking into the toy stores in order eradicate the more subtle, but more potentially dangerous Stuffed squirrel.