Friday, February 13, 2009

Economic Stimulus Package

Many people are wondering where all the money is going with a stimulus package that seems to rely mostly on single working mothers, and their clients. "Most of us are putting the money into high yield stocks and bonds," says one mother of four, from Bloomington, IN.
Another mother interjected, "We can't seem to find any use for our money here, so we're putting it into Caymen Islands accounts until we can properly move our funds to Switzerland. That is unless we end up spending it on abortions, and cocaine. One thing we know for sure is; we're in control of our money, and not the men who 'protect' us while we dance, or have 'dates.'" Many politicians were eager to comment, but none would go on record as to this recent swing of the economy.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This is so unfair. Not all working mothers are poll dancers or strippers. Some are whores.