Several movie stars have actually died from boredom. “We got all the money and approval we couldn't give to ourselves, and now there seems nothing left,” says one film star who wants to remain moderately anonymous, until it goes prime time. “We try drugs, we get deals for celebrity rehab, we try suicide, and someone names a hospital wing after us. We bait stalkers to reel us into their murder/suicide pact. I'm done.” Stay-at-home moms are now puzzling through the link between fame and merchandising through a mail order course in marketing.
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Boredom has been linked to several 'accidental' deaths in "emo" teens who were last seen staring at their shoes, quietly crying.
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