Last week DW-TV, Germany's international t.v. station launched a sister show to America's Next Top Model by unveiling Germany's Next Top Superfetishist. “The difference between the two shows,” one spin doctor complained,” is that the models being denigrated will not have their surgeries completed. Those going in for DaVinci veneers in their mouths will be leaving without teeth. Collagen injections to the lips will be horrifically distorted, and tummy tucks will be left unsutured. We decided this show should be most suited to automatons Germans are most likely to masturbate to. This is why Heidi Klum left.” The show has topped the ratings, and Negerküsse sales have gone through the roof. Saturday, November 29, 2008
Germany's next top Superfetishist
Last week DW-TV, Germany's international t.v. station launched a sister show to America's Next Top Model by unveiling Germany's Next Top Superfetishist. “The difference between the two shows,” one spin doctor complained,” is that the models being denigrated will not have their surgeries completed. Those going in for DaVinci veneers in their mouths will be leaving without teeth. Collagen injections to the lips will be horrifically distorted, and tummy tucks will be left unsutured. We decided this show should be most suited to automatons Germans are most likely to masturbate to. This is why Heidi Klum left.” The show has topped the ratings, and Negerküsse sales have gone through the roof. 
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