Turkey He/She Debacle

Scientists have discovered the breasts of the Tom Turkey are 50% larger than the male wild turkey, however their brains are 30% smaller, which affects higher brain functioning. “We've found this in all mammals, including humans,” says one scientist as he completed his crossword puzzle. Additionally, the male Tom Turkey has problems mounting female turkeys because of his size and intelligence, which scientists has found to be true of all mammals as well, including humans.