Plantronics Releases Ebonics Headset

Plantronics is releasing an Ebonics bluetooth headset for cellular phones. This new headset allows the suburban user to modify their speech via their cellular phone into Ebonics, so uneducated felons on the other side can understand them. The most riveting feature is it works both ways, so American businessmen can finally communicate with the rap artists they are economically taking advantage of.