iPot Goes Chronic

In mental health news, the introduction of iPot on the populous has sent mental health practitioners reeling. Smoking medicinal marijuana while listening to an iPod has returned the same results as smoking illegal marijuana whilst doing the same thing. “We thought medicinal marijuana would have a different effect,” claims Herbert Mainswaring from Johns Hopkins University. “We knew the name of the 'chronic' pot was the same, but we didn't think it would have the same effects.” Smokers of this new form of marijuana were elated to find this out, dismissing their plans to return to their medical marijuana distribution farmacy's catchily-named price-gouging tactics and return to their street-saavy gun-slinging dealers who have more market share, and can wheel deals in bulk for a higher quality farmaceutical.