Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Assassination is “Passé”

Hitmen have been found to be lackadaisical in their approach to modern assassinations. "Realistically we don't have the time nor effort to put into an assassination these days. Too many electronic and surveillance devices are preventing us from doing our job.” The Guild of Assassins has not commented yet, but several reporters who had been investigating this case are unaccounted for.

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