Adolescent “Pwned”

An adolescent girl from Chicago, Il, has overused pwned so repeatedly that she was beaten to death by her friends. “She just wouldn't shut up. We'd play a video game, she'd say it. We'd go to the mall, she'd say it. We'd go swimming, she'd say it. We had to put a stop to it,” says one of her friends, her identity withheld because she is a minor. “I don't know what to say,” remarks her boyfriend of 3 years, a senior at Chicago University. “She'd put out on a regular basis because I bought beer for us all the time. What am I going to do for sex now? I'm devastated.”