Epicanthal folds cause “China Driving”

Epicanthal folds are proving to be a leading cause in what Asians are calling “China driving.”
“We're outraged at these Asians who think they can accrue family honor points by driving so carefully. We've had enough!” says one Hiragana Matsumoto. “I speed, cut people off, and shout obscenities on a regular basis to combat the absurdity of it all.” Opposers like Hiragana, to decry this dreaded disease, are applying “no china drivers” stickers on their rear car windshields to discourage such nervous and dangerously overcautious driving.