Scientists discover an alien race, the Pleidians, are here not to offer their advanced way of life to us, but to steal our information about the universe!“We spoke to several people who wear those metal pyramids on their heads, and confirmed through their second-hand data that the Pleidians are indeed trying to steal our information. The information comes to us through our electronics and computers as infotainment, or advertising. It's scientifically calibrated to make us interested in home shopping channels, and the news."
"Luckily, spam, blogs, and text messaging has thwarted their efforts so far by clogging their data stream so completely the only thing they have been able to take control of are the world's governments and leaders; which, due to the advent of LCD and Plasma screens no one seems to be paying attention to anymore anyway. “
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