Pope Bans Olympics

Some nations have decided not to host the Olympics, ever. An ambassador from Vatican City, the smallest country in the world, commented on behalf of the Pope. “Our tunics and ridiculous hats make it impossible to ever win any medals, so why fucking bother?” He adds, "This is why the Majesterium has deemed this event unholy." Devout members of the church have since organized Olympic Merchandise burnings bigger than when John Lennon said of the Beatles, "We're bigger than Jesus."