A man from Toledo, Ohio has launched a multi-million dollar lawsuit for a movie he downloaded off the Internet, claiming the movie has caused him undue pain and suffering. “They spent ten of millions of dollars on this movie, and it was so bad I demand the full amount of the production in compensation.”A spokesperson for the movie company has said that the trailer for the film made viewers fully aware of the scope of the production, and that the man's claims are unwarranted. “We can't sue him because it will make us look like pricks,” says one movie bigwig,” but I'll be damned if we're going to give someone money for this bullshit feel good movie we were just trying to make a few bucks off cause our cocaine shipment was intercepted by the CIA.”
The man has dropped the lawsuit, but has since employed hackers to crash every workstation at the company on a daily basis so this will never happen again.
The man has dropped the lawsuit, but has since employed hackers to crash every workstation at the company on a daily basis so this will never happen again.
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