Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Plain Clothes Cock

Cock today is seemingly more willing to represent itself, say insiders. "Well, in the old days we were seen as 'sacred' in movies; when, in fact, we were just trying to protect our 'smaller' brothers from being ridiculed in public for their size," says one average-sized penis.
"At other times in history we were vilified for being evil, serving only to be the instrument people used to procreate, and still other eras we were worshiped, being called 'baloney pony', and 'meat wand.'
Nowadays I think we've emerged from those tempestuous times and like to think of ourselves as merely an appendage of the male human body. Some bodies across the universe don't even have us. We don't care, we just want to be seen for who we are and not as an extension of somebody else's ideas about us. Let us finally speak for ourselves." Upon hearing this a 14 year old boy in Alabama pulled out his fuckrod, and stuck it in a goat.

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