Thursday, January 22, 2009

In Search Of...Something Worth Watching

The television show created as an American icon in the 1070's is back, not with Leonard Nimoy as narrator, but RuPaul.
"The show needed a revamp," says one television smallwig. "People want to hear about what's important to them nowadays, not what someone think might have happened. People aren't interested in answers anymore, at least not to things that have nothing to do with them. They want to know what matters.
I mean, have you ever tried to whittle your way through numerous partners in order to find that one perfect powerbottom who can take it for an hour and a half because the viagra you took two hours ago won't let you cum? That's what this show is all about, helping people find what they really need." The show will premier after America's Funniest Home Videos this fall.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Once again the liberal media is advancing the 'gay agenda.' When will they learn that most decent Americans don't want to watch that kind of filth on broadcast TV. That's why we have the internet!