Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Karma Suture

Many teens today are forgoing tattoos all together, and just cutting their love messages to each other directly into their arms, claims one tattoo artist, living in Long Beach, Ca. "I can't even pay my rent anymore since suicidal teens have decided to spread the word about 'cutting.' She's a cutter, he's a cutter, they're all fucking cutters. Well, I'm fucking sick of it, and if they don't start coming in with their parents' fake signatures for tattoos they want to get, I'M going to do some cutting of my own, and it won't be skin deep." The brave man has been through two marriages, and one boyfriend before succumbing to a crystal methamphetamine and Dilaudid addiction. He remains embittered staying up late nights masturbating to teen Thai ladyboy pornography.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

What happened to the good old days of writing on one's self with ball point pen. It was a simpler time then, when we rode our banana bikes through fields of mustard greens, lay under mighty oaks, and wondered what exactly we were supposed to do with our penises.