Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Mmmm Mmmm...Good!

When a group of Veterans from WWII were asked, each and every one of them preferred the tasty scrumpiness of Japanese food. "We had that crap morning noon and night while we were there," one old miser comments. "Hell, we even bought it for the Geishas that would occupy us from time to time, and some of them were only dressed as women. Hell, we didn't care--it was WAR I tell you--WAR!"
He coughed a bit, and began rambling on about a young lad who used to wash his clothes during wartime as another barely cogent man rumbled, "We didn't have women like you whippersnappers do today! We had to make do with costumes, make-up, and the occasional goat. Goodamned kids and clapped-up Japs!"

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