Barney was charged today with criminal mischief, as a man who was wearing one of his t-shirts was gunned down p
oint-blank by the House of Un-American Activities. It Happened at LAX, one of the busiest airports in the world. A man was trying to board a plane to the bahamas when he was stopped by airport security, claiming the Loveable purple character on his shirt was carrying a gun. the man replied, "Yes, but don't you see? It says 'fight terrorism' on the shirt." They quickly shuffled him off to a room where he was beaten mercilessly; and, while trying to crawl away was mistakenly shot for allegedly attacking the officer adjacent to him he was trying to crawl away from. Authorities have since arrested several members of his family for grieving.
Barney was charged today with criminal mischief, as a man who was wearing one of his t-shirts was gunned down p
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